Fuck Trump Lobster Kitchen or Hand Towel

Tired of subtlety? Good — because this snarky lobster hand towel is anything but quiet. With a classic coastal Italian fisherman aesthetic and anti-Trump twist, this towel is the ultimate liberal wink in your kitchen. Whether you're gifting it to your sharp-tongued grandma or drying dishes with your own brand of sass, this is the kind of political merch that blends sarcasm, charm, and just enough rebellion to keep it classy(ish).

💖 PRODUCT DETAILS

Features a playful, colorful lobster design with a subtle “F*ck Trump” message woven into the pattern

Soft yet durable blend: 52% polyester, 48% cotton

Super absorbent and quick-drying — ready for every spill or snarky statement

Lightweight feel with vibrant, crisp printing

Generously sized at 16" × 28" (40.6cm × 71.1cm)

👚 SIZING INFO

Measures 16" × 28" — perfect for kitchens, powder rooms, or gifting

See photos for scale and fabric texture

🧼 CARE INSTRUCTIONS

Machine wash cold, gentle cycle

Tumble dry low

Do not bleach, iron, or dry clean

🎨 DESIGN DETAILS

Professionally printed using high-quality techniques for bold color and long-lasting design

Design blends visual whimsy with political edge — a conversation starter for any kitchen

Not created with AI — just good ol’ human wit and design

🚚 PROCESSING & SHIPPING DETAILS

All items are made to order and typically ship within one week from one of our trusted printing partners. Please allow sufficient time for production and shipping.

You will receive tracking information via Etsy notifications once your order ships.

Please note that delivery dates shown on Etsy are ESTIMATES. We are not able to make delivery date guarantees.

During holidays please expect delays as the number of orders is slightly higher than usual, although we will do our best to get your order to you as soon as possible.

✅ SATISFACTION GUARANTEED!

Please note that all items are custom made to order for each customer, therefore we do not offer returns/exchanges.

If you have any issues or concerns, please absolutely reach out to us directly so that we can help. If anything is incorrect or arrives damaged, we will make it right!

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Machine wash separately: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dry clean